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Awesome or sad? The only two “sporting events” I’ve watched in the last two weeks were BoSox-Yanks at Yankee Stadium and Joey Chestnut defending his Nathan’s Hot Dog Championship at Coney Island.
Messier (potential) divorce? Brett Favre and the Packers or A-Rod and Cynthia.
Readable? A story about a (possible) coaching controversy in women’s basketball at a Canadian university.
More memorable? Ken Read- the Crazy Canuck or Ken Read- the guy who was in one episode of Corner Gas.
More than meets the eye? The firing of Ted Nolan.
Crying over spilt milk? Outrage that Canadians’ favorite male and female athletes are Tiger Woods and Maria Sharapova, respectively.
For the love of the game or pathetic? Players who play in the Can-Am baseball league.
Better Lakers fan? Jack Nicholson or Denzel Washington.
Better actor? Jack Nicholson or Denzel Washington.
More street cred? Jack Nicholson or Denzel Washington.
What was Rampage Jackson thinking?
Better Sunday hangover activity? Watching the final round of PGA tournament or a combination of motorsports (F1, Cart, NASCAR).
A bigger deal to the CFL? Bob Ackles passes away or an unidentified (former?) Blue Bomber’s cheerleader has taken scantily clad pictures of herself.
Better “Triple Crown”? Pro-wrestling, thoroughbred horse racing, or baseball.
Better quotes? Shaq or Sir Charles.
Dustin Pedroia? Tall enough to go on rides at the amusement park.
The right to be upset? At the MLB All-Star Game, Sheryl Crow sang the American anthem while a recorded version of the Canadian one was played.
Finished? Yes.
This article has been submitted by Alex Jackson.
#1 by TSmith on July 21st, 2008
In order:
Sad
Favre
Semi-readable (only if you do the writing sir)
Canuck
Yes, something fishy
No; we like awesomeness (Tiger) and hot females (Maria). Nothing wrong there.
Pathetic
Jack
Denzel
Jack (based on his, um, resume, with the ladies)
He wasn’t…too much Ripped Fuel for his own good
PGA…too much fast movement with racing
Neither
Wrestling, clearly
Charles (if for no other reason than he enunciates)
Not even tall enough for the ‘Fun Tea Cups’
Maybe…after all, there were 3 CDNs in the game
#2 by Pope on July 22nd, 2008
SAD
Cheese Heads and Brett Favre
Only when youre in the can
The Canuck
He probabely tried to sleep with a players wife AGAIN
Tiger is un-real and Sharapova is a rocket – nothing wrong with that!
Bush!
Jack
Denzel
Denzel
Are the NBA ref’s juding this?
PGA – itll make you pass right out!
Ackles
Baseball
The Big Aristotle
Only if his “Papi” goes with him
For sure! Damn Americans