Following the path of many other basketball stars this offseason, “This Is” Dave Power has decided to skip trying out for an NBA squad this preseason. In fact, he’ll be skipping trying out for NBDL, CBA, Intramural, or Men’s League teams, too. The perennial cellar dwellers of the Turkish C-League, Turka Bolka CB, have decided to join the forray signing North American players and have reportedly offered TIDP (lead-off hitter for the Slammin’ Hoes, a legitimate two-sport athlete) a 3-year, $7M Euros contract. The deal is far more money than Power could have expected to make…anywhere…and seems like a lot for a guy who only averaged 10 points and 5 assists in D-8 Cambridge High School Basketball. Even so, this is a sign that even the lowest level Euro teams are ready to pony up the cash for North American players, further fueling speculation that a name like Kobe, LeBron, or Heymans(!) could head to Europe sometime in the future.
man ive heard about that Heymans(!) guy and i dunno if europe is ready for him yet….possibly the best defensive player in any european league haha good for power tho i bet with all that money he’ll probly want to buy the ice park
i heard that Heymans(!) guy is extremly gay, and thats why europe is not ready for him.
that anonymous person was clearly me!!
Dave Power got a write-up about him? He’s a joke!!! Ya I said it!! TI(not)DP!
SEAN MCDONALD!!! (just to remind you Power who said this)
TISM