1) Andy Samberg’s ascension to comedy genius is really worth noting. Also, T-Pain is the man. I’m on a boat, motherf****r.
2) Again, Samberg and The Lonely Island group are dominating YouTube right now. It makes me want to Jizz in My Pants.
3) I’m not sure how to explain this one, but it works. It’s a piece of cake to make a pretty cake. REMIX!
4) Of course me and three friends bought his shirt. Do you know how big a bus is?
5) Gold. Gold. Gold.