In place of the Video of the Day today…there is a picture. It is strange, and confusing. ESPN has Gabe Kapler of the Milwaukee Brewers listed as 6’2″, 188lbs., which would make him much smaller than my homie Psycho Horatio. However, a quick Google search of ‘Gabe Kapler,’ as pointed out by ODC Madness Pool winner B.J. O’Brien, returns this photo:
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Now, I didn’t believe it, so I looked for more Kapler images. Turns out, he is jacked and, apparently, hot. Why hot? He was ranked the #10 hottest baseball player by some random blog. Then, I found this picture:

So, ummm, Gabe Kapler is…jacked? Why is this relevant? Except for a Mailbag question, it’s not, but enjoy. Maybe this will increase the female traffic on the site. At the very least, it will keep Weasel coming back.

Daily feature perhaps?
Weasel’s Hot Athlete of the Day?
Screw this! I want a Daily Babe! lol
I’m not kidding either. Get ‘er done.