Jose TheodoreThis article has been submitted by Matt “The Snuggler” Douglas.

My predictions worked out pretty well, I’ve posted a 7-1 record in the first round of the playoffs and thereby giving myself some street cred. I messed up the Dallas series along with every other person outside of the Texas border. The Sens royally screwed up and disappointed their fans, not even winning a game and providing the worst, least exciting series of the playoffs. I’ve thrown together a much shorter rundown of my predictions for the second round. The second round of the playoffs looks great and every series should be enjoyable, even if your team isn’t in it.

Montreal vs Philadelphia
Another series for Montreal and another team they beat up on in the regular season, posting a perfect 4-0 record and outscoring the Flyers, 16-5. The Montreal PP was stifled by a tight checking Boston team and Philly should pose similar problems. The series will be closer than the regular season would indicate and Montreal really needs to be careful avoiding penalties as Philly has one of the best power plays in the league.
Prediction: Montreal in 6

Pittsburg vs New York
This is going to be a great series. The Rangers took the season series by two games (5-3) but neither team is going to completely dominate. The Pens have an amazing offense which will be in a showdown with one of the league’s best goalies. Sean Avery is a playoff performer, but you know he secretly hates himself and it might catch up with him this series. Most people have the Pens gliding to the finals but they’ve had a huge layoff and the Sens didn’t provide a tune-up for the second round. Both teams are physical and can put the puck in the net. I think it will come down to goaltending and the Rangers have the edge.
Prediction: Rangers in 7

Detroit vs Colorado
This is an interesting series and gives Colorado a chance to prove their play in the end of the season. Hasek is out and it’s honestly a good thing for Detroit. He’s too old, I think they need to call up Jimmy Howard to work the door because it might weigh too much for the geriatric. Both had tough series, surprisingly for the Red Wings who, for the second year in a row, were taken to 6 games by Nashville. Detroit is a great team and if Osgood is on they could go all the way. This one is going to be a battle, but I have a bias to the man who hangs on the wall of 231 Barrie St. (Jose Theodore, donning a Propecia jersey in a Gatorade cut-out).
Prediction: Avalanche in 6

San Jose vs Dallas
This series is really the wild card. San Jose seems to struggle in the second round and Dallas is finding their game at the right time. After a physical series, the Sharks are going into it with a Dallas team that plays more of a skill game. This could end up being a positive for the Sharks – I think if they were facing the Ducks they’d be in serious trouble. Dallas has the ability to beat them, however, Turco has to finally prove he can play more than one round at the top of his game. This series will be different for the Stars and a huge struggle as the Ducks really couldn’t get anything together and didn’t seem to care much after last year’s Cup win. The series with the most intrique will provide some good hockey and it’s up in the air who will come out on top. That being said, whoever it is, I think it will be over fairly quickly.
Prediction: Sharks in 5

This article has been submitted by Matt “The Snuggler” Douglas.